Everyone around us is going crazy about Thanksgiving and we’re keen to join in the mad Earthling festivities. For a start we thought we’d turn up for the city Thanksgiving parade. According to...

It’s been an interesting past couple of weeks given the media reaction to the discovery of water on Earth’s moon. At one point Earthlings started to travel there but have left it alone now for...

On Krobol our space technologies are far more advanced than those on Earth. As part of my role here I’ve been meeting ambassadors from different countries to see how we might be able to assist...

We’re all feeling really ill today after having eaten tons of candy during the Earthling Halloween festival. It all started when we decided to go for a walk through central New York. People...

As fascinating as Earth is I really do miss Krobol (as I know Splagparp and Biflip do). Therefore imagine my surprise when I received a spacecall from my funny cousin Ploibs, that he’d be passing...

There are a lot of aliens in the Krobolian Ministry for Extraterrestrial Affairs that take me for granted and it is most irritating to say the least. I have been asking them for a pay rise in...

The Earthling press are such a nuisance. This morning we’ve had hundreds of calls regarding the discovery of a new ring off the planet Saturn. Our reaction was “big deal” but these Earthling...

As a diplomat I try to stay well clear of politics but as has happened so many times before, I was inadvertently drawn into a row this week. A few days ago they changed the lighting of the Empire...

This weekend, Splagparp and I decided to treat ourselves with a visit to New York’s Vendy Awards. Held every year, this food contest is for the best street vendor in the city. Splagparp and I love...

Well so much for my idea of going to the G20 summit! As we turned up we were enveloped by a large crowd of protestors who started rolling trash cans down the road. I thought that it was some...