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Marcos Baghdatis spat the dummy...
For most people going 2 sets down in a tennis match most people get a bit annoyed with themselves and maybe fuck themselves out of it but not Marcos Baghdatis. He decided that he would smash 3 of his…
Pepe is a Scumbag, He Wears a Scumbag's Hat...
After watching the first leg of the Copa del Rey clash between Madrid and Barca (which Barca won 2-1) all I can think is how much of a scumbag Pepe is. He was already on a yellow card for a needless…
Happy 70th Muhammad Ali
Seeing as how its still his birthday in the State, happy birthday to master of the sweet science... The man so fast that when he turned off the light switch in his bedroom, was in bed before the room…
Thinking about Argentina
Quick question... Why don't Argentina play a 4-2-4. Put Messi, Aguero, Higuain and Tevez up front, Mascherano and Pastore in midfield and I couldn't care less in the backs. Just for the sheer fuck of…
Staring out the Window has Never Been Better
Remember sitting insige in school, looking blankly out the window hoping the fire alarm would go off or a sniper would take out the teacher??? Well thanks to Samsung staring out the window has never…
Lessons for Girls - Firing Guns
Are you a girl? Do you fancy firing a gun? Well you're going to need some camouflage pants to look badass, a bikini top to look sexy and a bandana to keep the hair out of your eyes. Now grab that gun…
Lil John Gives Back to the Community
Ever wonder what would happen if we got rappers to teach children life lessons? I get the feeling it would look like this... Pure Magic!
Lessons for Blondes No. 2 - Spiders
This my friends is a spider. It has come to my attention that those with hair of a fairer persuasion are having trouble distinguishing the difference between a spider (above) and a Daddy Long Legs…
King Henry Reigns Again
In case you missed it Thierry Henry has returned to Arsenal and marked it with a clinical finish. It could still end up being a short lived joy but for now long live the king...The magic starts at…