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Comedy&Bullshit

Comedy&Bullshit

hello bloggers! my name is Michael Porter im from Derry in Ireland.. i have been doing stand- up Comedy for a yr and i have also been trying my hand at promoting and running "Close To The Bone" Comedy Club in Derry, N.Ireland..
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this blog is made up of my experiences in stand up comedy, as well as my some what rebel feelings towards life in general...
Comedy&Bullshit Comedy&Bullshit
Articles : 44
Since : 09/06/2011
Category : Humor & Comedy

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A Perspective Of Time

As I peeked through the windowTime stood stillI could see the past, the present and the future An alternate timeline A version of myself That I've never knownHe was smiling as he nursed a new born baby in his arms For a brief moment I Recognised the joy on his face from a lifetime agoAs I Studied the room it was warm and inviting not to mention col

As I peeked through the window Time stood still I could see the past, the present and the future An alternate timeline A version of myself That I've never known He was smiling as he nursed a new born baby in his arms For a brief moment I Recognised the joy on his face from a lifetime ago As I Studied the room it was warm and inviting not to mention

Checkmate

I've come to farThere's no going backHow did I get here? I've done my timeI've served my sentenceHow does it end? Everything happens for a reasonI get it, I understandBut what is the reason? Have I not Sacrificed enough?People don't changeThey learn & growThey rebuild If good deeds are rewardedThen why can I not return to what I once knew?I Am Dest

If I'm Crazy, You're stupid!

It’s always the way with love. It never comes around when you want it to, you only ever find someone when your not expecting to & you’re never prepared.Before Elisa came along I tried dating . I wasn’t picky, I didn’t ask for much I just wanted to find a normal quiet girl you know?I’ve only ever been in serious relationships, only two inf

A Devine Intervention

I awoke from a dream this morningI felt your painYou were calling for me Now I'm here I can not explain itBut I tryI notice everythingI can feel itIts not about glory or prideI do not seek revenge or blame I simply follow my heart What else can I do?But offer my hand and pray That You take it

In the shadows watching You fear the light It's ok to be afraid I understand I wait here for you I've always been waiting But it's up to you to show yourself I've become to cautious to respond I am here Waiting

If I'm Crazy, You're stupid! - An So It Begins

6am on Wednesday 4th February 2015I was assertively woken up by the day Officer.Thank Fuck it wasn’t the guy the woke me an hour ago not to mention every hour throughout the night because I’d have given him a piece of my mind.It was time to get “washed for court”It was like your mum telling you to get ready for school but with a few major d

Logic

Pride is a point of viewIt has no place in my heartIn my lifeIt's an irrelevant emotionThere is no causeOnly blind ego Pride is the hope of foolsA vanity That consumes kindness & compassionIt poisons memoryAnd clouds ones judgement

Nothingness

For the first time in my life I am powerlessI'm trapped Within These WallsWithin this skinMy hope is goneConsumed by my despairMy body hurtsExhausted from miseryI cry but no tears comeI am whiteI am voidI am nothing I am dead

"Lady Luck"

I lost the game a lifetime agoI rolled the diceA double! At first I thought I got luckyBut the pattern keeps repeating itselfAnother double! and another The dice keep matchingThe game keeps goingI keep losing Over & over again